Two classic Mick moments from Performance:

"Do you think I should wash my hair today...?"

"That carpet is two hundred years old!"
Such a foppish femme. Anita Pallenberg describes his character in that film as "a man, a male and female male."
Marrianne Faithfull wrote in her autobiography that "…in May 1971, Mick had finally given in to his narcissism and married…himself!" -

NOTE: The title of this post is the actual title of a hilarious 2001 documentary, an essential part of the Jaggerlore on how Mick Jagger plays Mick Jagger.